i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
At best buy, little boy just crawled into my stall while i was taking a shit
I told her that I thought she needed an oral mammogram. With me being pre-med she bought it.
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No. No, there is no forgiveness for this. The only way I'm forgiving you for this is if you somehow convince your sister to have sex with me. In her car.
We somehow managed to get the sumo-wrestler costume into the washing machine, but I don't think the cupcake icing completely came off... And it still smells like tequila.
The best way to start drinking is as early as possible. eg, this bar isn't open but we're patiently waiting outside. That way you're confident and exciting when the talent arrives. Or too drunk to care.
Sorry but i am wayy to hungover to take mom to her AA meeting.
Wont she be proud, Hailey.
Getting drunk before noon on a Tuesday. When did this become my life? Did you know that a six-pack of Smirnoff is 2 liters?
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Im drinking ciroc out of an ice cream cone... my night is going fantastic
How was my weekend? I just blew my nose and a gram of coke fell out. My weekend was fantastic.
I snorted a few ambien and woke up here. A lady banged on our door, waking us up, demanding our towels.
I just realized I slept with a guy who used the pickup line "do you have a bandaid? I skinned my knee when I fell for you."
Who gets call-your-ex-from-4-years-ago drunk on a Thursday??
Drunk me is having trouble keeping up with sober me's standards
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