I bet farrah fawcett is having words with michael jackson in heaven for stealing her thunder
she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
I woke up to find her cooking breakfast wearing nothing but my Nuggets jersey. I don't think this could end better.
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
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shes a 6ft ginger. she brings nothing to the table except for awkwardness
martini and pecan pie.. breakfast of champions.
i dont care. it has been a 14 hour day, and we are all celebrating by alternating shots and grilled cheese.
I think that the winner of this years fantasy football league should get naming rights to you child
I mean turning down birthday sex is never the answer
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Seriously, come get him. He's not even a person anymore. He's a loud, drunk, cock-blocking wrecking ball.
So the bitch asked me if I wanted the name brand or the generic contraceptive. Does it look like I want to be generically pregnant?
So I told him it takes a lot to get me drunk & he said he was the heavyweight champion in college. We high-fived. Obviously I'm the favorite child.
he was like captain planet, but less blue and more nakeed
He caught me shoving meatballs into my mouth using my hand. Fuck utensils. It’s Christmas...and this is why I’m single.
They are good meatballs.
is it sad that the highlight of my saturday night was waiting till 3 in the morning to hear about your saturday night?
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