We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
wasted. watching meteors, awesome idea i ever had, see 2 for every 1 with ma double vision
My 40 year old neighbors are throwing a party for their eight year old niece's birthday. It's 1am and they're still partying hard. Harder than me. It's Saturday. Just say it, I'm a disgrace to the generation.
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I checked into jail on foursquare
I met him yesterday and now he's wanting to hold hands and kiss in public. i hate this
It took us hanging out like four times to kiss. Id like to fuck you before I'm 30
my dad just asked me if my booty call guy that comes over at 3am and leaves at 6 would like to stay for sunday brunch next week. you in?
Today I'm judging my level of singleness on a scale of one to eat-a-can-of-frosting. It's not looking good for me.
Ooooh. Get funfetti
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So I know we're not talking about this anymore buuuuuut I left heel marks on the wall.
I set up her keyboard so that no matter what she does, it will open up RedTube. Click and command Q all you like, its going to porn. No I play the waiting game
2 hours later, she made her cat watch the waterfall scene from Homeward Bound to teach her how good she has it here.
i came outside and he was eating her out on my lawn. i refuse to pick up the dog shit in my yard so i hope he chose the spot wisely
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
Typical. We're ready to go, and you're not wearing pants.
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