I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
These people need to leave so I can have rum and Doritos at work like every other American.
Just got new surround sound speakers for my computer... I feel like I'm actually IN the porn now.
He gave a passionate hug to every tree on the way to my car.
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while we were having sex she stopped and said, "god is always watching". Then she started again with no other words said. We were fucked up.
She gave me a foot massage while her friend rode me. Your gf puked into the oscolating fan. How were our nites alike?
You had salsa out and brought a banana on a plate to bed
"I gave a guy a handjob last night, on a dog bed, inside a fireplace. It's going to be a good year."
Just so you know, your wedding is in the same place I gave my first bj.
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Well she got high, deleted the essay she was working on, and then ordered dominos. We all manage stress in different ways.
All I can think of is a mama duck followed by her baby ducks, in brightly colored track shoes.
How high are you?
I woke up with a dick pic from the ex-Mormon via email. Not really what I wanted to see before my first cup of coffee this morning, but I gotta say, I'm impressed.
Apparently I was drunk enough to call he police station and ask if there was a problem with me.
He wants another date...I mean he's cute, but I just am not ready to give up my glamorous single-girl lifestyle here.
you mean the one where you drink out of the carton and don't wear pants?
Yeah, and pee with the door open. It's the little things.
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
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