Oh no. He has the "I'm 30 years old and I just shit myself in public" face.
Since when does a beard not count as proof of age at the liquor store?
I just banged that chick from the bar by speaking french. all i had to do was recite my grocery list
more embarrassing than that time i showed up to class in my hoodie and leggings because i over slept, and then as i zipped my hoodie down i realized i didn't sleep with a bra on or a shirt
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They figured our he was high when he told the manager he wanted a break to go wrap his dick in toliet paper and pretend it was a ghost.
How hard to you think I will be judged if I order 8 giant pickles from Jimmy Johns right now?
Hey, ok if I kidnap you? I wanna test a theory.
Yes ma'am. At least you're a warning story I can tell to my kids in the future
arnt you supposed to become a mature adult when you move out of your parents house?
Moving out doesnt mean I'm mature, it means I can make pancakes and bacon at 3 in the morning and no one can judge me.
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The guy I brought home last night made a speedy escape while I was in the bathroom. The only trace I found of his flight was a lone sock on the stairs.... It was like a whorey low budget Cinderella
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
I just fell and sprained my ankle in the shower. No, I wasn't having sex. I was doing the time warp. Again.
And remember people can't hear you kick ass in space
Is there such thing as dick sucking teeth guards?
You stuck your false lashes to your upper lip and then asked that ONE kid with facial hair if your "mustaches could touch" as an excuse to make out.
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