living well may be the best revenge, but it doesn't hurt that my exhusband is now dating a BEAST.
it was the least impressive dick i've ever seen... and i've changed babies' diapers.
Then my mouth guard fell out of the hole, so that's how the dog poop got in my mouth.
Is it weird that I miss finding cum in my bed?
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He turned down a handjob. A HANDJOB. I know I'm no Jessica Simpson, but...
Actually, she's fat now, so...
Fuck. I AM Jessica Simpson.
They evidently had to pull his penis out of me while we were passed out on the floor.
I think it's god's punishment for my behavior in Vegas . Lies were told. Angels were defiled. Pools were pissed in
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
Who the fuck cries when they're stoned?!
Sorry man I just really wanted a McChicken
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Whatever. I just want to indulge in this mcchicken and forget all about his tiny penis.
It's astonishing how many Ludacris lyrics you know
I woke up in an ill fitting childs tutu this morning and the shower curtain is knocked down. Wtf happened?
just saw the most amazing side boob. i wanted to hold it.
I'm a history major and he's the descendant of TWO presidents. Did you really think I wasn't going to sleep with him?
Yeah totally passed out in their trash can last night.
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