I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
i feel like i'm a professional at blowjobs i can deep throat an entire spatula
So the guy sitting next to me is watching dungeons and dragons on youtube. I didnt realize you could get more pathetic than actually playing the game.
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i wish i could google "things to eat in my fridge" so i wouldnt have to go downstairs and be disappointed
She's like a coupon for free blow jobs. No purchase necessary.
I woke up to him climbing naked through my bedroom window with a bottle of jd in his hand. Of course I had sex with him.
She called herself a train and then took off all her clothing. I forget everything after that.
I saw you two flinging Jello at the sidewalk if that helps jog your memory.
I get way too drunk to be trusted with family heirlooms
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He bought me dinner. He gave me his jacket when I was cold. And then ate me out in the passenger sear of the car.
Can I color on your dick again?
you're good to come back. The bouncer pulled me aside and told me. He also said you have nothing to worry about and that you have an awesome "upper punch" or some shit
Talking to her is like watching "Bad Life Choices: The Movie"
I'm high. The text bubbles floating do no justice to the underwater experiences
Whose panties are you wearing on your head and why are you sending me pics of it?
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