The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
it's ok. you also told me I can feel free to vomit on your blow dryer sometime.
Euphemism? No, "pantsless vodka yoga" is a legitimate pastime of mine
I take it that, because we are not guzzling a box of franzia, everything went alright?
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Nice just gets you lonely or dead. I don't like those options.
Stop making Mac and cheese and sit on his face. FINISH HIM
If your boss lets you sleep on his couch, you don't pay him back by boning his daughter.
I made out with my former step mother's best friend. Only knew the connection when they both showed up together at the bar.
Call me and get me out of this conversation NOW. My coworker is talking to me about her birds having sex again...
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what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
One sec I was having the time of my life, the next I was shitting water
I just found vampire teeth and a moustache in my purse. do you know why?
No one can explain why there is Dora the Explorer shampoo in my shower...
How naked do you want me to be?
Periods are much less exciting when you're not sexually active.
Randomize