You and i never got to the, we dont care what we look like friend-stage. you know? like not brushing your teeth stage.
sorry im really high
Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
Now you know why i just sit on the toilet and scream
Kegger tonight. 10pm. $5 coverfor unlimited booze. Proceeds benefit nuns from Uganda. Bring friends. No shit.
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He thought I was flirting with him but really I just needed someone to hold me up.
he told me i smelled like babies and pine needles and he wanted to bathe with me. new boyfriend is not a keeper
We were just at different life stages. He wanted to get married and have kids, I wanted to take MDMA and fuck my roommate.
We should go, because after those margaritas time is running out on my sobriety clock.
I feel like it went downhill once I decided we should take $100 tequila shots.. oops lol
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I just scored a new eye doctor and a date all in one email. BOOM!
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
Think of it as a business transaction. That's how I justify all the horrible things I do. Blow my married boss? Just a business transaction.
So I was laying on the couch reading a book and he texted me. All I saw was the image of him spitting on my vagina last night in the moonlight. I gagged.
Bro, it was an EPIC night once again last night. I’m so sorry that you saw me naked.
so i may or may not have just had sex on the stage of the lecture hall....
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