so i was just informed that i sang that song "pop that pussy ayyy pop that pussy" at the halloween party saturday. iembarrassing.
i just know my balls have never hurt this bad before
on a scale of 1-10how much freaking out is acceptable if you just found a (possibly used) cock ring in the head board that your parents gave you?
I think I might have accidentally had a threesome last night with two good friends. See, this is what happens when you leave me.
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These guys are walking up and down the hallway yelling, "Yo, is this the floor with the unisex bathroom?"
its was like we drinking an entire bottle of mystery
i pretended i was deaf and got a girl to come home with me
Definitely contact high. Thirty miles an hour listening too i can see clearly now wanting too eat the steering wheel
not the best booty call
did she squirt?
only if tears count
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Just got a blowie during the Avengers. It's weird knowing that the high point of your life just happened.
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sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
the other day i was so high i found pages and pages of pictures of HD hamburgers and patriotic music. bong rips for merica.
There is a huge fucking spider in my bathroom....I can just burn our apartment down right? What do you need me to grab?
He agreed to matching Christmas pajamas today, no guy does that for a girl he’s not seriously considering marrying.
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