Our friend ended up naked, bleeding, requesting we throw a couch at him cause he was convinced he could block it
We did he did.
When I say naked, I mean penis exposed. Not in boxers
she farted while i was going down on her. not doing that again
i really wish james franco would like my vagina
I met him yesterday and now he's wanting to hold hands and kiss in public. i hate this
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All I need in life is some dick and a big mac.
had to split buying plan b over two cards. I will no longer challenge people to get on my level
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
Okay hun. Well my neighbors haven't called the cops yet so I think we're good. No more burning in the yard.
I had a dream last night that I used a condom when I had sex. That's how I knew it was a dream
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2015 is a year for health and mental stability and alas we are not yet there so yolo
I want an apology pizza with SORRY IM A DOUCHE spelled out on it in pepperoni
My butt remains clenched, sir.
Idk I saw a cheetah print onesie and it reminded me of your Lion King fantasy.
My younger brother asked me "to stop fucking his girlfriends older sisters"
I just came in my own mouth don't ask me how cuz it really hurt and felt good at the same time.
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