you're the one who masterbates every night to the titanic soundtrack
I just walked in on my dad looking at porn. is there protocol for this?
No, that was before the police came, but after the hooker.
you assured me you'd make it home safe because your pizza rolls were waiting up for you.
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your philanthropy is ruining my sex life.
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
Earned the respect of a group of freshman by chugging Das Boot while hanging out a window and lost it shortly after by wrecking a clown bike into them.
im sorry but you know it was a good night when you got tasered on the ass and didnt even feel it
I have a theory he's part Neanderthal
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Nothing like grinding all night with a hot ethnic guy dressed as a clown to help conquer your phobia. Halloween is fucked up.
She dumped me and then asked if I wanted to come to her improv show. Fuck theatre majors, man.
i'm high and self actualising, please send help
I had to fake it. He was punching my vagina like it owed him money and enough was enough.
Woke up to find that I was cock blocked by no more than three people.
Omfg I just White Claw shamed a Girl Scout Cookie mom and I feel SO BAD.
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