My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
Apparently he doesn't remember leaving the bar
If I spent $100 at the bar and didn't get laid I wouldn't want to remember anything either
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i had a dream last night that my liver tore its self out of my body and ran away.
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
Either way I should probably pregame on the plane
Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
He told me the escort brought him pizza. Can something be sad and awesome at the same time ?
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Pretty sure I just puked up sand. And nothing else.
Just read the 12 signs you're a horrible roommate post and fucking in your roommate's bed wasn't on the list, so I'm a pretty awesome roommate.
I took multi-tasking to a new level. I just ate a plate of nachos off my lap while driving to the bar. And I barely got any on me.
Im pretty sure breakfast wine is a thing, and if it isn't, I just invented it
Yeah, so if you ever try to steal it, just know my tongue's been on it in several occasions. All over it.
Do you just want me to shit in a Jack-o-latern
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