not only are you not the girl i fell in love with, but from the looks of it, you ate her
OMG MY MOM JUST ASKED IF I WAS GETTING PAP SMEAR TOMORROW VERY LOUDLY WHILE WE ARE STANDING IN A VERY PUBLIC LINE.
so i told him i have my period and he put his head by my vagina and said "I HATE YOU!"
whats the proper etiquette for returning a closet door to a random girl you met and do not know her name?
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the bartender cut u off when u asked him for his screename so u could IM him later
Please tell me why 'cock-a-thon' was auto saved in my phone.
It got to the point that I had to make flashcards with their name on the front and dick pics on the back.
he told me not to treat him like a child and then started peeing off the trampoline
What an age we live in that I can try to pick up a guy by using my phone while I'm taking a shit at work.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".
I just found out the guy that lied and blew me off got arrested, his mugshot is online. Life is good.
I feel like calling off tonight. Is a strong desire for masturbation a valid reason?
I have a third degree burn on my inner thigh from the blunt dropping on me in the car
Overall a good night - broke my toe giving that cop a blowjob though...so there's that...
I kept screaming that he looked like Khal Drogo and rode around the bar on his back.
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