when I'm not with you everything just looks like crayon scribble
Oh please, I could turn a Vienna Boys Choir concert into a shit show
I'm drinking away my Christmas cash. People are going to get bar receipts as presents.
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
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I legitimately sent him a storybook of naked pictures.
is it cool if i crash at ur house this weekend again bro
yea dude but i wld bring a sleeping bag or something just in case. or u may just have to shack up with a woman or 2 cuz we hav 10 girls visiting/staying over at my house.
how did u manage to make sleeping with a bunch of girls sound like an inconvenience?
in case you were wondering, even a BJ under a blanket on the back of a bus only lifts a 14-hour bus ride to borderline tolerable.
If you wondered to yourself today, "did Sarah break her bathing suit strap and flash a pool full of children," the answer is yes.
That UFC fighter fucked me so hard I have what can only be described as a "cuntcussion"
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That's the bat signal to come over and fuck me.
I'm gonna take a crap in the portashitter like a civilized human being.
Uber driver has left leg up on the dash and turn signal on for about a mile, there's Chipotle wrappers on the floor, but she's hot. 5 stars.
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
He's a freak. Not like "freak in the bed" freak but like "eats glue in the weekends" freak.
Oh and itโs been a year according to my snap chat memories since I banged your cousin in your sons truck pulled over on Elm St! ๐๐๐๐ฌ๐ณ๐
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