I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
We're playing Edward Bottle-of-eight-dollar-sale-wine-hands now
im pretty sure while i was fucking her my dog was fucking her dog too
i told her she would have to blow me everytime we lost a game of beer pong, she never noticed i purposely hit our opponents in the face every other shot
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I have no idea. I woke up naked on someones toilet locked in the bathroom with two baby kittens.
Can you send me the video of that girl that got arrested last night? I'm gonna try and hit that and I need something to break the ice with.
Whiskey shot with bacon bits, our version of Goldschlager WE ARE TRYIN IT.
Did you fuck him in my garden last night?
That WOULD explain the dirt in my vagina
When the cops pulled up I just stood flat against the fence with my hands up while yelling out,"I'm a tree!!"...
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After we had sex he made me watch a Top Gun highlight video...
The ketchup exploded, and totally splooged his face and the wall. You could see the outline of his head in the wall splatter.
Not sure if creeper guy is too drunk to talk or I'm too high to listen.
Today is National Blunt Day in the Great State of Me. Come ovah
I laid naked in his bed as he brought me an ice cream sandwich so I would say everything worked out great
Well now you know... If you can get over the awkward... The dick is 10 min away.
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