Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
he only lasted three minutes, so to spite him i stayed the night and slept in.
I made weed fried chicken. What have you done today?
Dude my triple a card is good for bail. This is like a real live get out of jail free card
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I just want one of her status not to be about Jesus.
hey i found one of your nipple clamps under my couch, i miss you!
50 year old business women like dick too. Come on she said you looked like Ricky Martin.
I'm so hungover. I just keep eating the otter pops I'm trying to use to get rid of my hickies.
Dude, did you know, your blood is contaminated with over 17 non-beer fluids?
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So question... If I'm sexting with uncircumcised guy, do I have to add *then i gently pull your foreskin down*?
I'm high and having a granola buffet this has got to be the healthiest I have ever been
I do not love him. There is no love. Only sex and meatloaf.
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Do you know how difficult it is to snap a good dick pic while driving?
After I spend a passionate night with my vibrator, I have to awake and face my stuffed animals. Their beady eyes are full of shame and disappointmet. I can't deal with that level of judgement.
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