In hindsight, trust falling your grandma was a bad idea. Sorry about that.
Handicvap rails on the toilet atre soooooo fuckin handy right nmow.
true friends will drive 3 hours to come smoke a couple blunts with you on the bridge where your car broke down
A nice make out session never hurt anyone. Plus he's a pilot, so he'll know the safety procedures for when the night crashes and burns.
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Me and the guy at the liquor store are on a first name basis, college is all about networking.
No. Cease was criminally insane from birthday shots, and not a lot of women want to go home from the bar with a guy who wants to "snuggle but keep it strictly professional".
Pretending to be completely fried so the odd girl next to me doesnt suspect im simply staring at her.
He barged in the room with no shirt on, all fucking ripped with a half keg under one arm. Sara now calls him Bronan the Beerbarian
Wednesday is my day of reflection and making my dick and balls into shapes. So i'll be pretty busy.
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HE TALKS ABOUT HIS DICK IN THIRD PERSON ABORT MISSION ABORT FUCKING MISSION
That happens a lot to the people around me. It's like I'm radioactive but instead of cancer, you get desensitized to the word cunt
I mean I puked all over three separate towns last night and I still think you're the one who should reevaluate their life.
Might call you tomorrow on a drunken hate filled rant, or just a normal hate filled rant, either way be ready.
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
There are only a few things more freaky than wandering around a zoo drunk.
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