I like you better when you drink
I like you better when I drink too
Trying to find something to do here is like trying to find a vegan resturant in alabama.
Dude turns out her best friend is lesbian...there is no wingman for this situation
just chugged some gatorade and threw it up. todays gonna be awesome
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I feel like I've wasted too many painkillers on hangovers
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
we found you in the kitchen at five am trying to make a vodka omelette. you said you didn't want to live in a world where your two favourite things couldn't be together.
No I got myself stoned. With her bowl. She was just a casualty of the War on Sobriety.
High as shit. I just described caramel syrup on crackers to my mom for 15 minutes...
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my vagina hasn't met your boyfriend yet ... makes me sad
But for real, I had the best sex of my life on that bunk bed
College: when you wake up drunk without pants and wearing a Cosby sweater
I threw up all of my purple drank and thats really important
i could have got laid, but instead, i threw up in her hair. you can cross that off the bucket list.
Let me know if you need some dick this weekend.
Between the BF being in town, partying at the Side Dick’s house tonight and two Tinder dates tomorrow I’ve got dick to spare!!
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