you'd think he'd be slightly more humble with a penis that small
We were drinking cognac with TAB. I felt like trailer park royalty.
FYI don't ever, ever get a lap dance from a stripper who says " she's having a bad day " at a bachelor party.
He knows as soon as he hits chameleon eye status drunk, he is guaranteed to piss the bed we NEED to push him there
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Fuck men. I'm going to go eat a package of cookie dough and get fat. I hope I die of salmonella.
For the record, chili cheese fritos are not a chaser.
Call me when your ready for an explanation about the ham in your vagina.
We're having chugging races with long island ice tea, I won. To often
Have you ever realized how cool bread is? Like so many things taste good on it. Like its crazy to think that peanut butter and turkey can both taste good on the same thing.
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A fair warning: I don't think a cop will let you off the hook just because your birthday is on New Year's Eve
I feel like I'm in a development meeting for a Lifetime original movie.
My grandma just invited me to gate crash a funeral for the free food. Priorities.
I mean, I was expecting a little more coke snorting and a little less kids and cake
You threw up everything but your ovaries.
Excuse me. I’m a mature responsible adult.
You got your arm stuck in a vending machine trying to get fruit snacks.
I had a cast on my hand and if I paid for my fruit snacks, I’m getting my fruit snacks.
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