Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
god please explain to me why there's blood underneath my fingernails AND toenails?!?!
Dude To be completely honest I don't think you want me to.
How can it be called memorial day weekend....I don't even remember this weekend
She eyed me up from across the bar and mouthed "I have no gag reflex".
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He spent most of his night trying to convince people that he had changed and was no longer a sleazebag...he had his nut hanging out of his pants about an hour later.
Any idea who the guy in my bed tagged as rattlesnake dick might be?
i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
Him cheating on his girlfriend resulted in a $1500 hospital bill from repeated blows to his testicles by my ass. They diagnosed his pain as "testicle trauma". Sex karma at it's finest.
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So aparently telling your roommate you're going to spoon them so hard in the public place of their employment is inappropriate
ALso, saw an adorable man walking an adorable dog with his adorable kid.
And yes, that last sentence is biased because my ovaries started screaming
My sister texted me to say she just found a corn on the cob in her purse from last night. You need to party with us more.
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
I need to show you how I feel about you by fucking you repeatedly.
We turned his nipples into a drinking game.
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