Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
I just googled "whats above a trillion", thats how busy I am at work.
So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
you poured 3 beers into an empty vase and then passed out, so i drank them for you. don't say i'm not a good friend.
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You compared your dick to a twizzler. In no way, shape, or form is that a turn on.
what kind of wine goes with anal sex and shame?
Sometimes I stop and laugh and think "and these are my actual life choices".
I'm drinking beergaritas with a dog who is high and a baby
your completely serious
Hes stumbling drunkenly around the streets of New York with a balloon vagina on his head. I'd say hes having a good night.
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I caved man... I fucked her so vigorously, desperately trying to correct her wonky eye. My determination was relentless.
You are a terrible person.
I just try to be optimistic...
Pretty sure I'm about to get another tattoo. It'll have mom in there somewhere for Mother's Day.
Pencil dick carries the name proudly.
I can feel your judgement through the phone
I should stop pointing to my vagina when I say "I'm in charge!"
He told you he loved you. Then you wanted to find a chainsaw to cut his dick off.
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