Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
I picked the lock on the bathroom door and sang him a song while he pooped. Why is he mad?
This reunion sucks. All the confident hot girls from high school are still confident and hot, and none of the fat girls with low self esteem transformed into hot girls with low self esteem.
It got messy; I did a shot of seamonkeys.
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well, I yelled "the tribe has spoken!" at a boatload of people and then I walked home alone in the pouring rain at 1:30am. karma really is a bitch, yo.
The ideal thing to do next party is to tape my boobs down so they don't knock over the pong cups while playing defense. They came back to hurt us this time
They made up a new version of "Smash or Pass" called "I would(n't) let you sit on my face" to yell at the freshman
Dude respond to my evite. You're either coming to the orgy or not.
You drunkenly said something along the lines of "move forever" to the lady standing in your way. Needless to say you had too many mimosas at breakfast.
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Talk about having your cake and eating it he has basically demolished the whole fucking bakery
I just want you to make me second guess my worth as a human. Is that too much to ask?
I threw up all of my purple drank and thats really important
Oh shit. My bra is undone and I'm pretty sure I peed on my sandal
Im gonna start dry humping the manequins and see if i get fired.
I may have been bent over an elementary school lunch table a few weeks ago. Don't judge.
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