Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
and by charming I mean he has a horse cock.
did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
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shes a baton twirler.. i expected her to be better with her hands.
the problem with open bar is i never know what to get
did you really just start a sentence with "the problem with open bar is..."
I started to trust fall random people on the dance floor
I walked home with an awkward asain couple. There was a language barrier but I think we're friends now.
Its gonna be a symphony of fucks
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I think mom knows I'm drunk I put a full blown balloon in the fridge.
I just had a fifteen minute conversation with a Raccoon by the garbage bin. I was feeding it chex mix.
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
Not as awesome as someone telling you that you have the biggest tits they've ever seen. And they're like 30-something, so they've seen a decent amount of tits in their lifetime.
Doug the spinning teacher gave me chlyamdia
I'm not fucking you with a Stormtrooper helmet on!
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