why are there goldfish crackers all over my bed?
you decided you wanted to name them & keep them as pets.
I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
He held me the entire night. Not endearing kind of way. Like kidnapping or held hostage kind of way.
Do you think if I puke at the gym they think is because I'm going hard walking on the treadmill?
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he just used "boss" and "boner" in the same sentence. I cant respond.
we came up with a wnba drinking game. take a shot every play that you could've done better. won't make it through 1st quartar
His wife found out about our affair the same day he got fired for it.
I just did a Kegel and my back popped. My vagina is a gift to penises everywhere.
On a side note the mornings you do so much Xanax that you wake up totally at one with the universe and feel invincible are great
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Im fairly sure two chicks roofied me last night. Suckers. I love free drugs.
As my straight cousin I need you to answer a question. Are the Astros a baseball team, and if so, are they good? This is flirting related and time-sensitive.
You wanted to go find him and we told you to sit down cause you kept stumbling. You yelled " I CAN STAND!! It's the walking part I can't figure out!"
I forgot her safe word. It was a rough night.
We spent 45 minutes searching the crevices of our friend's car with a pair of tweezers trying to find the acid that we dropped
Currently tripping balls and watching Pink Floyd the wall and I'm crying during it. If this isn't a self realization then I don't know what to tell you.
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