I'm fucking your sister right now.
You motherfucker
She's next.
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
let's get a trip to cabo together for next spring... they have to have forgotten about me by now
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
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she demanded that I make her breakfast too so im in the bathroom cooking bacon with her straightener
She screams like she's just fallen out of a helicopter when she cums.
Note to self: don't tell your girlfriends dad you can have his daughter in bed by ten and home by midnight. He doesnt find it funny
I really really need to have and out of body experience just so I can talk to myself about this shit that I'm doing with my life.
If the ex isent in town and im crying under a table somewhere because of it can we go to a drag show or something
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I cried while dry heaving in the back of the car to the New York song with jay z in it. I was singing it inbetween gags.
It's my birthday weekend! I'm getting a Brazilian and he's going to fucking Arkansas. Where the fuck are his priorities?
She made me pour olive oil on her.
I DIDN'T WATCH THE PILLSBURY DOUGH BOY PORN!!!!
She started crying because the Rugrats grew up
The guy in the cage next to me is having phone sex. His girlfriend is in College Library. Why is my life ridiculous.
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