TBS has betrayed me by telling me tyler perry is funny
There is only so much cookie dough and masturbating I can handle in one night.
He was at the bottom of the stairs showering himself with the popcorn, then eating a few handfuls and running around.
I demanded respect from my fuck buddy. Drunk me is not fun.
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I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny
My cat was watching porn with me. Weirdest bonding experience ever.
Who says there aren't gentlemen anymore? My one night stand warmed up my car for me
Do you deliver to the black dark pit where I am? I think it's called.... The toilet? Right next to hell...
Discovery: bouncers seem to get really upset about fire
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It was a "my chaser needed a chaser" kind of night
Rule travel - in 2s or put an ankle monitor on me, and maybe a shock collar.
i may or may not have triedto pee like a boy and then dipped cheese ino the olive oil
No it's like. I don't respect you. And I think you're a terrible person but. I still wanna bone it out.
He just brought a live lobster to the party.
Why didn't we pregame for this?
Because it's breakfast!?!
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