Soap is not a condiment
Why is my head in the toilet this morning but there is vomit behind the toilet
i have one hour to talk myself into enjoying giving him a blow job when i get home
I can handle NPR. I speak hippie. I took it in college.
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I took a shit in your bathtub. Nothings off limits
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
Is all white too much for court to prove my innocents?
I don't want to have to force feed him my vagina!!
Just saw a couple do like 5 Sakai bombs and my dad goes "who says love is dead"
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Saw the same Luigi I hooked up with last Halloween. Still in his same Luigi costume and scruff that hurt my face
I need to stop getting drunk and telling people it isn't "about them."
my mom said i came home and fell asleep on the floor. like right in front of her.
He showed me his scar from his appendix surgery. It was educational and fun....
Thank you, my gorgeous heroine, for being such a total life-saver by giving me rides, forcing me to eat, providing porous absorbant surfaces to bleed on, and everything else you do <3
Can you see if my straightener is in your refrigerator?
Yes. Its here..
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