No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
you probably should not have drank the wine that everyone spits out. and the sad part, that was not even your low point last night
OMG A WOMANS PROSTETIC ARM JUST FELL OFF AT BAGGAGE CLAIM
He dropped me off at 4 in the morning because I made fun of Pearl Jam..
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incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
as she was beating the hell out of his ex, she screamed prison rules, and smashed her head with a beer bottle. I'm oddly afraid yet so attracted to her now.
Woke up and there was a kayak in the pool. Are you alive?
Just walked out of 7 11 still in uniform when 4 girls in bikinis in a convertable screamed "we fuck firefighters!"
Career choice validated
So I just sent my ex a video snap chat of me getting head from some Venezuelan hottie with the caption I still love you. Think she'll take me back?
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I'm terrified that I'm going to have a baby with a guy who posts snapchat stories while ignoring my texts
It's like sleep walking but with blowjobs
I'm in Florida in a retirement community the fuck am I supposed to do but watch tv and disgrace Jesus
Sexy intern needs to have caveman sex with me
I'm not kidding, he literally jumped in the red panda exhibit. I knew this was gonna be a good birthday.
Yah. I'm gonna lay you down and feed you grapes, except I'm gonna replace grapes for my balls
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