Why does it say "go to Planned Parenthood tomorrow" on my dry-erase board?
You know your in college when you decide house chores with games of beer pong...
I feel like Tiger Woods should send Jesse James a gift basket or something...
why do the even put the "Please drink responsibly" on tequila ads? like has anything responsible ever come from tequlia. No. never.
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I've made out with men from every corner of the globe. Sex-wise, I've almost conquered europe. Take that napoleon
There is a mosh pit in our kitchen. You better hurry.
his mom gave me my lost underwear folded up along with the rest of my christmas present. tell me this cannot be happening.
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
My goal of the day is to not shit myself. That's it. Setting the bar real low
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dude a monday night stripper made you motorboat her. you should get that checked out
You know it was a weird night when you find curly fries in your purse the next morning...
You seriously don't remember crying about how much you miss your mom right before we hooked up?
I need you to teach me how to be roommates with somebody I'm not fucking.
Well now I’m in the bathroom puking up absinthe so guess I beat myself up over it one way or the other
I just bought a bottle of dried bees on Etsy. I am the wrong person to talk you out of this.
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