Dude. I just woke up without a shirt or bra on. Apparently I fell asleep with a quesadilla in my mouth. I can feel my liver hating me.
Dude sorry i couldnt seem to spell any words right in the texts i sent you last night
I felt like a fucking code breaker.
after drinking 6 jumbo margaritas he then proceeded to tell the entire restaurant that he was going to "bust a load in me" when we got home....how do you think the rest of my night went?
drunk doesnt even begin to explain it. he said he was going to get playing cards from the lobby and came back 20 minutes later with a full set of sheets.
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I got hammered with my chem professor at 4:30. I'm pretty sure that can't be topped by any real sort of institution.
There is always the bar, but 2 30 on a Tuesday just screams alcoholism
I feel you. We can get adjoining rooms. It'll be like Disney world, but with drugs and ivs instead of roller coasters and Mickey Mouse.
Which is way cooler
I am going to MURDER whoever gave him my phone number but it was probably drunk me so I'm conflicted.
Don't know how your birthday has been, but mine has involved Hershey's syrup and a blowie. It's safe to say you're playing catch up.
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Definitely thought about throwing up in the cat box since it's not as far to the bathroom..
Hook ups at LEGOLAND don't count right?
Are we playing inappropriate sexual encounters bingo?
My ex's new girlfriends ex boyfriend is getting me my nipples pierced for Valentine's Day so who's the real winner here
That said I did get head on the roof of a 15 story building which, regardless of quality, is still cool
I consider walking to the bars and dancing my exercise and I buy doubles so my drinks r heavier so that's my arm workout
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
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