I peed while puking? Even better
Yes you most deff did. Ultimate multi tasker you are
69 is so not fun when his penis is sporting a 70s hairstyle
I wish i had a shirt that said, "I know what you're thinking and it's not herpes on my face"
I don't have the urge to be a home-wrecker with these two. I think I've grown, don't you?
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just looked in the mirror, I fell asleep with a face mask on. At least drunk me cares that much about the condition of my skin
Two girls just making out in the elevator. Didn't stop when the doors opened. Part of me didnt mind, but part did. Bc I wanted to get on the elevator without it getting awkward. Am I gay?
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
i'm too drunk to leave my room. poked my head out like a turtle and everyone knew i wasn't sober. i like it better in my nonjudgmental turtle shell anyway.
Sex on roller skates
Floating mattress
Tie
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New York City is dangerous when the only bars you go to are the ones that have 'open' in front
Great sex, the promise of us mixing our excellent genetics in the future, and access to drugs are mainly what's holding this relationship together at the moment
Care to explain the single rose and the package of "Cowboy Moustaches" I found on the porch?
he was like captain planet, but less blue and more nakeed
Just beer bonged through a snorkel, add that to the list
That was my first party and they were so suprised that this little freshman girl was a FUCKING BEER PONG QUEEN.
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