I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
She accidentally pre-ordered us Dominos for the next day at 11:30am... we were very confused when we woke up.
You brought out the iron board layed it on the ground in the middle of everyone and passed out for the night
It didn't get weird until she took off her underwear, looked down, and said "fill her up!"
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Apparently in gay bars the restroom signs are just a formality. Its a free for all in there
I want to start this convo out by apologizing for the broken toaster.
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
I deserve a fucking award for best roommate. I just cleaned his room, so he can have a 3 some
I'm going for high school drunk, you've got 15 minutes to get here.
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Is it frowned upon to bring a flask to the er?
I feel like on the last day of finals we should run around campus dressed like Moses screaming "LET MY PEOPLE GO!!!!"
I'll start the recruiting
I was giving him a handjob in the woods and a family walked by
So that prostitue I banged at Steve's bachelor party just texted and invited me to a BBQ at her parents. Never again doubt the power of the cock piercing.
I think I’ve been affected by his dad mustache. I wanna ride it.
Grumpy Cat is dead and fuck EVERYTHING.
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