How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
i wanted to go smoke pot, so i told my mom i was getting tutored. she asked what time i would be back, i told her learning doesn't have a curfew
we were wasted and he didn't have a condom so he called the front desk and asked for one. They didn't "officially" have them but the night manager happened to have one in his wallet. He brought it to the room with two mints.
Well on a lighter note, guess who just threw up in the elevator
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Just saw out breathalyzer tubes from last night on the side of the road. Glad the cop let us know that they are biodegradable
we were hooking up and then he goes "you can touch my penis" and i laughed too hard to do anything. no second date.
What's it called where you go to the stripclub with two guys that have both gone down on you...
Tuesday
I think I just smoked a piece of your foot. Were u picking your feet by the weed?
His dick was so bent it was like fucking captain hook's hand for 2 hours
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Who's the easier target... Bandages on the knees, tramp stamp, or bra showing? Not in the mood to work for it tonight.
I'm gonna play this game called Conquer the Dicks. I think it is self explanatory.
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
You weren't stupid you just made an ass of yourself. It's called a birthday party. That's code for night of regrets.
I knew how blacked out you were when you started doing that thing where you dance around and call yourself the Black Swan.
There were 16 girls and 31 titties. That’s how the club was. Lance doesn’t get to decide ever again.
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