The world would be so much better with thought bubbles.
no matter how many times i close my eyes and hit ignore on my phone. i must remind myself shit i still have to see her at work
Now I have to picture Dave Letterman having sex with all these women. Im the real victim.
We were just about to get down to business and shes like oh the olympics! and jumped up and turned on the tv. cockblocked by freestyle skiing. seriously?
Who won mens moguls?
That canadian guy... bilodeau... but you're missing the point, dude.
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every single time I see a picture of the two of them on facebook, I want to just call her and scream "your boyfriend said I give the best head on the east coast". But I've been told that would be inappropriate.
What vodka is american?
Skyy. I already looked it up for 4th of july.
From time to time I think I'm happy for a second and then I remember how a guy stopped me from giving him head on my birthday weekend.
I can't believe you didn't come out. There was a duckling ON THE BAR!
That's probably when I climbed a tree and told everyone I was an ornament
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I don't have time to shower before my passport photos...your cum is all over my hair...that's with me for 10 years now
Well, we all woke up in drag with no memory of why we were in drag. On the plus side, this shade of lipstick looks really good on me.
I've done dumber things than this for flimsier reasons. Come with. If I pull it off I need a witness, and if I fail I need an escape plan.
How did the date go? No fake eyeballs this time?
we've never stayed at a party for more than an hour. we always end up at a pizzaria. by ourselves. with no friends.
what else are best friends for?
I just saw a guy faceplant off a unicycle while holding a saxophone, while his buddy riding another unicycle and sporting a flute rode by laughing
Only at UConn...
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