Can I crash on your couch? I just came home to find my wife giving two guys blowjobs.
Two?
Two.
living well may be the best revenge, but it doesn't hurt that my exhusband is now dating a BEAST.
she was left over bi-product, like the hotdog of the human race
God. I'm so broke I don't even have a dollar to snort my adderall through.
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i just threw up repeatedly on the entire entire walk down A1A to the pizza place....then on the way back slipped and fell in it
that cunt stole my fb status. SHE'S NOT THAT FUNNY
So my ex just cheated on her current bf w/me and now there's a car coming to take me to Vegas... Is this really my Thursday night?
I hate you.
I'm gonna sleep with her just to prove to my roomate that shes a slut and he's wasting his time
If I die I have 2 requests one a viking funeral prye and 2 I want you to take over my facebook and haunt the fuck out of everyone
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she slipped a pinky in my ass. Not sure if I came because I liked it or if I was terrified by it.
I need to puke. I need a shower. I need rehab. I need to detox and puke. I feel like demons are inside of me.
With 4 extra seconds dedicated to the dong.
These kind of text worry me.
he sent me a green and gold dick pic and advised me I needed to come drive the snake from Ireland.
Thanks for DJing my sex last night. You were on point 💜
I smell of tequila and Im going to a funeral. This is my life.
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