We had two amazing nights in a row...it was so weird...I couldn't even go to sleep cause I thought maybe it was just in his plot to kill me.
Question: why is there a dildo glued to my kitchen table?
After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
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how was it?
he was petting the bushes because they were "napkins"
If you invite me to a bar tonight my liver will kick you in the testicles
Hey is there a picture of me in a trash can on your phone?
He just grabbed my boob and justified it by saying "I just wanna feel your heart beat"
New low. Just realized I hooked up with a guy from Grindr in the hallway of a building my great grandfather used to own..
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DUDE. HOLY FUCK MY PRINCIPAL WAS JUST MY UBER DRIVER. I AM LITERALLY TRAUMATIZED. ANS DRUNK. HOLY FUCK OMG
I started carrying sissors in my purse to open plan B with. Both ashamed and proud.
I came so hard I literally levitated off the top of his dick. Gravity was no match for that orgasm!
dollar rum and cokes, see you on the dark side of infinity
Is it in poor taste to drop acid before midnight mass?
I love this.
I woke up this morning to pee and six dollar bills fell out of my underwear. I guess that lap dance just bought me lunch.
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