everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
He wouldnt get hard, then started talking about his ex wife. I literally rolled over and started to cry
Well, I fucked her. But the sex wasn't all that great. Morning sex never is
I sharted during my first quiz and I couldn't leave, I went ahead and took the rest of the day off.
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Drunk on an escalator. I fell like 15 flights of stairs without actually moving more than 5 feet.
Why did you put hummus in my pillow case?
the last thing i remember is yelling at the cab driver that i'm really good at drive by vomitting.
So I peed on what I thought was a wall while in nashville come to find out while running from the cop it was just a dark tinted window and the while bar witnessed me peeing
also, add "teaching boys to sext" to my charity work
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The thing i'm gunna miss the most about college is peeing while brushing my teeth in the shower without being judged. You just can't do that anywhere else
It's still to early in our relationship to tell her I was sleeping in my car
I just want to be naked all the time but not in a sexual, come-hither and look at my ass sort of way. In a slightly chubby yet not ashamed way as I eat Taco Bell and lay on soft fuzzy blankets.
Checking out a dudes' nachos instead of the dude #foreveralone
Bro.. I am absolutely going to have sex with our old middle school health teacher
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
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