Fuck. sleeping in my sisters room again I heard zombie noises outside my window
Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
Um, I don't really remember much about the event... and then I woke up on the metro..
his pokemon pajamas? the fact that he was proud of the stretchmarks on his arms? or finding out he has a daughter that went to high school with us? ...you tell me what was the dealbreaker
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Yeah i knew he wasn't okay when he told me he was "seeing his vision"
Fastest blow job ever. Though it was probably a good thing since we were in front of my house.
Shit, I may have left some acid in your bathroom last night. Has he been in there lately.
I AM THE KING OF THE FRESHMEN
how did i know this would happen?
Stolen hampster on my tits. Don't tell me I don't know how to party.
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On a scale from 1 to the worst weekend of my life, that was an 11. I can see again, though.
Mostly i might never get belligerent again because im gonna have to keep track of a diamond ring.
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
He was eating my ass and came up for air, I almost choked laughing because he had a toilet paper cling on stuck in his mustache
and i thought it was paint or jizz but it was cheese
please tell me you didnt taste test that
I'm too pretty to be this sexually frustrated.
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