fuck, i think i'm broken. Alchyhol air mattress = the suck.
We all just poured out a sip of our drinks for you. One for our pussy whipped homie.
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
We had literally Just finished having sex when he handed me a plan B and said he lied about wearing a condom.
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Is puking blood really that bad of a sign? Can we pretend this is okay?
It's okay.
well as your friend its only fair to offer my cock for your services. Cause I care.
Please tell me why there is some girl tied to our toilet?
You know how hard it is to jerk off in a bathtub with a dog staring at you?
Turns out I was the only one drinking. I broke one guy's bed and kicked another in the face. Then when an RA came by I shouted to let him in he's gonna find the vodka anyway. Great night
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Bad news? she threw her drink in his face, left her phone at the club, and disappeared. I found her laying in bed with the bottle she stole from our VIP service. Good news is she's asleep and I have the bottle, come home
Kinda forgot to grab tampons. Mind if I run to my house to get one? I'd rather not turn my green skinny jeans Christmas colors
Def over. He sent me a nude selfie but cropped it right above his junk. Total Silence of the Fucking lambs looking.
Asking for a friend: is it frowned upon to eat pizza while you materbate or does it just mean you are fantastic at multitasking?
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
Yeah. I hurt his pride. But he's not over it. And by it I mean me.
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