So I fucked an Aussie broad with huge feeders last nite 2x... Before banging her she was blowin me & I thought: "SHE IS GOIN DOWN-UNDER ON ME". Laughed out loud
just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
i'm having a wet tshirt contest with myself and yet i'm still losing
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
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I forgot it was 4/20. that COMPLETELY explains the 7/11. i was like "that's a lot of white dudes... and they're really into snacking."
I wish we couldve been like jesus and the desiples tongith
Breakfast-of-shame with my mother. I was in half of a sexy Mad Hatter costume. We had artisan bagels and judgement.
Apparently I missed the "You may have to jack off a horse" part of the application.
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I'd help you out but I got Bacardi and Tequila poured down my snorkel last night and I'm still drunk
debating what would be more effort, turning on to my other side or trying to get myself off with my left hand. that kind of lazy day.
he just fluffed my hair and told me I had to dance with him because we were both gingers.
Fly, little bird! Repopulate the ginger race!
Good dick will make you do a lot of things… Great dick will make you consider buying a house.
I feel like him using the excuse "I'm not a fan of lying" to stop me from sleeping around is hypocritical since he's cheating on his wife with me.
I wish I was taller so I could give these boobs the publicity they deserve.
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