I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
how was ur day?
this is strictly sexting don't make small talk.
Scratch that. Good bye liver, good bye clothes, good bye dignity. Hello awesome weekend
Ahhh sometimes you just need a thermos of whiskey in the library
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What's a quick way to get over an ex-boyfriend? To hear about how he threw up in a cup and then drank it. That's how.
Remember those girls from the bar? The tall and short blondes?
Is this a story I am going to hate you for?
His dick is so big it could be an arm rest.
I almost got on a bus to Langley Air Force Base. 99% sure that's not where I wanna be.
Someone explain why I'm twerking in my bathroom right now before a charity run
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Let's FaceTime each other while we shotgun beers
bring the pregnancy test and the margarita mix, see you in 15
are you fucking roseanne barr in there?
Also I just had a pointless meeting and the only thing I accomplished were my kegals
Can you face time me. I need to know if this pill is xanex or ecstasy
This friendship isnt goin to work if you dont respond to my drunk texts
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