so he came in my eye... should i throw out my contacts?
When did we start counting Thursdays as weekends?
When we got our fake ids in grade 11, why?
I just feel like it's time to start counting wednesdays as well...
Tomorrow will not be complet unless someone eats me out. Just sayin
So much to do, haven't done anything except hook up with sailors and work on my tan.
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He actually just looked up and said I'm gonna cum in my pants. and he did. no shame.
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
Instead of a fine and a few hours in jail he chose to get tasered, break his neck and shit his pants
turns out my ex girlfriend has become my most successful wingman. life is fuckin weird sometimes
There is nothing worse then the feeling after you've held in farts all night..
What's his name?
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He told me"I think your ready for this" and went into his closet whipped out a movie certiffied light saber.
I let him stay at my place since i had to work early and when i got home there was a fruit snack wrapper in my bed. I dont have any fruit snacks. Which means he brought his own fruit snacks to the fuck session.
Drunk level: ugly crying in the bar upon discovery of sweet tarts and not smarties.
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
Yes ma'am. I'm attracted to unconventional people, you know that.
True. I can't judge, half of my sexual partners I only know a false first name & a number. We all have our kinks.
Today I saw someone riding a horse on the sidewalk by aldi when I went to walmart. Old town road was playing on the radio. It was perfect.
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