sometimes I tug on my anal hairs for pleasure
you've officially gone too far. we are no longer friends
what made you think it was a good idea to trust the girl that hides tequila in her backpack?
just watched her puke in her purse and put it back on the bar. then half hour later put her hand in her bag to get a pen to give me her number. I bet she is game for anything
woke up laying on an empty pizza box and some guy was doing blow off my butt...i guess i should thank you.
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WHY AM I BEING COCKBLOCKED BY A KID PLAYING HAVA NAGILA ON THE SAXAPHONE
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
They showed a guy on tv in a Brady jersey and a sweatpants boner when the NE offense took the field. They didn't show his face. I hope that wasn't you.
I took an adderall. This is weird. My eyes are really wide open and I am really good at staring. I've written on 9 peoples walls and updated my status. I am getting shit DONE!
WE SHOULD FUCK TWO GUYS THAT LIVE TOGETHER
THAT WOULD BE SO CONVENIENT WE COULD CARPOOL
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Did you seduce any young men into coming home to your love nest of poutine and jäger bombs?
yeah, I don't think I'm getting into the baseball game tonight. The security guard definitely saw me bowl over that child.
That moment when I wear the same thing I did to a motel nooner to my family's Christmas party... Ho Hoety Ho bitches
His fucking flight got canceled because the president stopped at the airport he was flying out of... Fuckin Obama literally just cock blocked me
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
I wasn’t trying, but work got a lot easier and more fun once he starred flirting with me and looking at my ass
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