Believe it's possible to jerk off while watching the food network.
they duct taped my keg cup to my hand with my sister's phone number on it. I should be ok tonight.
We were walking home when he passed out, we left him. Just got a call from him, hes in a jail in Canada.
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
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Did you bedazzle the elevator?
Can we skip lunch and do power hour sex time from now on? I'll let you eat nachos off my body if you really need the food.
I am pretty sure they consider me one of the "bros". They compliment girl's racks to me and are the human forms of dick-be-gone. They won't sleep with me more than once cause it's "weird", or let any "untrustworthy boys" sleep with me and I still help them get laid. Not...fair...
His grandma held his dogs so they wouldn't follow me out the door. It was like a whole new level added to my walk of shame.
when i got home she was standing in my front yard not wearing a shirt and halfway crying/ halfway laughing
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Just took plan b with my eggs and chai...homecoming got the best of me already
Shit on my own feet while puking from my hangover. Is this what 33 is supposed to be like?
he taught all the little kids to ski. it was stupid hot. i'm pretty sure my ovaries exploded.
I need to thank someone for this kid's penis.
Of all of my friend's husbands, I like when yours hits on me best
Awe that means so much to us
Dude why is my bed and bedding wrapped in bubble wrap?
Cuz u wanted to insure u had a safe sleep
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