R and i have drinken 4 bottles od red wine. By ourselfs
There are 3 speedbumps now up. Think you can manage the urge to piss on them?
Aw shit! That's like putting me a in a room full of Captiain Crunch Donuts and Jasper Hale and not letting me put my mouth on either.
I reminded them that I didn't puke and I cleaned yours up! So huh!
Okay I'm all about any plan that ends with "We're gonna get you drunk."
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he's dressed up as spiderman, i don't understand why he's crying.
Just found a picture of me licking the bouncers ear last night
Two things. 1 - I want to apologize for my drunkeness last night. 2 - I want to pre-apologize for my anticipated drunkeness tonight.
It looks like the misc $300 credit card fraud might have been our taxi cab driver who wouldn't take boobs as payment. No wonder...
I had ketchup on my elbow and a random girl goes "I got it" and licked it off, only on game day
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making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
Slutty summer 2013 has officially started. I did accidentally bite a dick though.
Is posting a pic on insta of my previously dyed blue pubes socially acceptable?
Drank vodka clubs for 6 hours last night. Holy shit just realized that.
I taught three men with PhDs how to make a gravity bong last night. I love academia.
I woke up with a treasure map drawn on my ass. Whattt.
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