Can we please have a moment of silence for my reputation?
The stories of what you did in Cuba got home before you.
We tried to play doctor all sexually then he was taking down my 'symptoms' I said I needed to puke he thought it was part of the game
Revenge fucks should not count towards the total number. They're justified.
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She said to delete the bj video, but I accidentally hit the 'send to her bf' button. My bad
It's like I paid NJ Transit $33 to suck his dick and go home. Fuck that.
sorry for the blank pocket text. My penis obviously has nothing to say to you.
I had sex with her like 200 times, and she was only pregnant once, those are pretty good statistics.
i feel like im paying for every hangover i didnt experience last year as a freshman. thank you sophomore year.
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You guys can't keep having sex with them and cleaning their house! They're never going to take you seriously!
figured after she passed out and i threw up in her bed, morning sex would be pushing it.
Why were my jeans in the freezer of the mini fridge, and how long have they been in there? On another note, I found my teacher's ID badge.
don't act like you've never hung your towel on your dick after getting out of the shower
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
Looks like the opera singer hook up is paying off. Ran into the MILF from 407 and she said “your lady friend sounded like a very lucky girl.”
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