I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
At the Phils game. My gay buddy just wanted up to a bunch of Mets fans and said "I'm gay, and even I think Mets fans are a bunch of fags." I love this fuckin town.
I can only name 15 people I've had sex with - can I just start claiming that as my sex number?
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I wish that guy wasn't missing teeth
Dude I think you forgot how to talk last night. We kept asking if you wanted a condom and you just smiled and made weird noises...
Why do I always have sex on the first date when I know it demotes me to booty call girl?
Just lit a joint with steel wool and a 9 volt battery... thank you 3rd grade science class
I dont know, my roommate got arrested but I'm gunna get some tacos no matter what
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I had her number in my wallet, I was sitting on a winning ticket for the blowjob lottery and didn't know
I think animal control just caught me smoking a bowl on the back porch. Do they have any say in this matter?? Haha
So your contact has been changed to "jizz weave" in my phone. Now, as strange and random as that may be, I'm slightly embarrassed to say that I have more than one contact that fits that description so please identify yourself.
Though I don't usually want to turn down ladies who want to liquify my clothing with their eyes, I made an exception.
Mid-fucking he screams "YOU CAN'T VOTE FOR TRUMP"
what a classic moment of my life. A buffet of taco bell and a taser gun.
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