Just passed an anti-circumcision dude with a sign. Handing-out-bibles guy has been officially one-upped.
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
Your friends ate a hole through an entire loaf of bread
the orgasm was like being thrown to the other end of reality, so getting a nosebleed from it wasnt too upsetting at that point
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After grabbing my boob for a couple minutes he then decides to ask me if I was awake.
tequilla shots with my grandparents? christmas visiting just got so much better
It felt as i were a pad of butter melting onto a piece of toast.
So are you actually going to come fuck me in the ass this weekend, or was that just you being drunk in a kilt?
She followed me back, then proceeded to find my room, get her panda suit on? And then raid my room and pass out on my couch... what the fack do I do now?!?!
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You came home And decided to make beer battered bacon... That's why there was smoke
Somehow I ended up in a different costume dancing with some tree of a guy in the basement bathroom, what did you give me?
See, I'm just thinking of how...angular my room is. You probably would have sustained brain damage
EXCEPT MY COUSIN SAW MY SEX TAPE!
sometimes i like to lay one the floor and pretend im a carrot.
I love you, but seriously, that was way too long a thesis on an Arby’s curly fry being wrapped around schlong!
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