How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
theyre just this beautiful family of functioning alcoholics. i want them to adopt me.
He must be back home now. He moved his box of beer from her porch to ours.
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also bought condoms to give away to people who look like they're about to make a bad halloween decision. I'm like a fairy.
It's official, the cities waste management does not recycle porn.
Pretty sure I picked a cat up off the street and took him home with me, fed him tuna, then let him go
Hahahaha who is sleeping in the garage on our beer pong table?
So I just went to 3 different stores because there is no way I can walk out of one store with this many reeses and still have my pride.
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Know your penis has been the topic of conversation over glasses of wine.
Just saw the ex while I was at CVS at 3am buying Depends for my heavy flow
Dude I turned down free booze. I think I'm growing as a person.
I swear if you help me with this I will eat you out and buy you all the Taco Bell you want.
You like pics of my balls that much?
I am at the store looking at frames as we text...
I'm just glad you didn't end up in Staten Island
I woke up naked holding a taco. My ass couldn't even make it to my bed let alone Staten Island
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